Darksider's Realm

(this is not a place for lazy video game freaks. We Darksiders have been around doing our thing for decades before the mindless couch blobs latched onto the term Darksider)



DARKSIDER In the world of automotive hobbyists a Darksider is one who modifies and or customizes any and all sorts of vehicles. The Darksiders are in a class of their own simply because they endeavor to be different and do things that others would not attempt for a number of reasons mostly being related to a lack of ability and fear of non conformity.

This is a forum for people who think outside the box in everything they do. It doesn’t matter if you are modifying or building from scratch. It doesn’t matter what brand or brands of vehicles or components you are using. It doesn’t matter if you are working on a mini car or a bus.

We will not be asking you for donations or any kind of monetary payments. We will be asking for help in terms moderators and encouraging you to spread the word and add to our membership.

Darksider's Realm

A message board & forum for automotive builders, fabricators and customizers who think outside the box.


    Friday joke.....

    Share
    avatar
    DL BOGART

    Posts : 55
    Join date : 2010-11-05
    Location : wyoming

    health care

    Post  DL BOGART on Sun Feb 20, 2011 4:09 pm

    or washington dc
    avatar
    DL BOGART

    Posts : 55
    Join date : 2010-11-05
    Location : wyoming

    Not really a joke...

    Post  DL BOGART on Sun Mar 13, 2011 2:15 am

    Back in '78 in high school machine shop class me and a buddy pulled a prank on one of the less astute kids there. We gave him a piece of 5/8 cold roll that had been knurled, and told him he needed to use it to take all the casting flash off his drillpress project ( we each got to build our own, i still have & use mine) with a very dangerous project called : "SHITPOLISHING". We then loaded him up with all the protective gear we could lay hands on: Goggles, face shield, welding leathers & gloves on and on... Then he stood there rolling this bar over the head casting...Little did Tom H. and I know we had just coined the most powerfull phrase on our time. SHITPOLISHING: the act of setting forth a turd, and convincing the greater populace that it is a thing of great beauty and wonderful fragrance to be sought after with great zeal.It was for decades the un-named creed of used car salesmen and has now become the mantra of politicians worldwide, as each member of each party tries to convince us all that which ever load of shit he's selling is the only way to go. It has probably been this way since the dawn of "civilization" but only now has it been given a true and fitting name. It may also be what we all are trying to do resurecting old junk to run again, except the fact we actually do something rather than just sell nothing!
    avatar
    Darkside Dave
    Admin

    Posts : 1018
    Join date : 2009-04-21
    Age : 72
    Location : Marietta, Ohio

    Re: Friday joke.....

    Post  Darkside Dave on Sun Mar 13, 2011 10:09 am


    Well,,, You can polish a turd forever and the most you are likely to gain is a really great looking turd. However, that said, I have earned a pretty good living over the years doing this. We have a lot of old industry here in terms of power plants, mills and chemical plants. For the last forty years I have made a lot of money in the places trying to upgrade and keep these turds opperating. So, that of which you speak is alive and well here.

    Later...

    Darkside Dave, PTP, (professional turd polisher)
    retired


    _________________
    <br>
    avatar
    DL BOGART

    Posts : 55
    Join date : 2010-11-05
    Location : wyoming

    some bunnies

    Post  DL BOGART on Fri Mar 18, 2011 10:40 pm

    Know what ya call 100 rabbits standing in a row all walking backwards in unison? A receding hare line!!
    avatar
    DL BOGART

    Posts : 55
    Join date : 2010-11-05
    Location : wyoming

    me no know me no tell...

    Post  DL BOGART on Mon Mar 28, 2011 11:18 pm

    What do you call Raggedy Ann with a stone in her mouth? A cotton rock sucker!!
    avatar
    DL BOGART

    Posts : 55
    Join date : 2010-11-05
    Location : wyoming

    Budget deficit

    Post  DL BOGART on Sat Apr 09, 2011 2:46 pm

    Wyoming D.O.T has come up with a big savings, 67% of the hands can be laid off because they have notched 1/3 of all the shovel handles, so 2/3 of the shovels can lean on each other.

    A gal went into the police station to report a rape, she said it was a wydot worker, the officer asked how she new, and she said "because he had on a neon yellow safety vest and I had to do all the work!"

    Sponsored content

    Re: Friday joke.....

    Post  Sponsored content


      Current date/time is Wed Aug 16, 2017 11:56 pm