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DARKSIDER In the world of automotive hobbyists a Darksider is one who modifies and or customizes any and all sorts of vehicles. The Darksiders are in a class of their own simply because they endeavor to be different and do things that others would not attempt for a number of reasons mostly being related to a lack of ability and fear of non conformity.

This is a forum for people who think outside the box in everything they do. It doesn’t matter if you are modifying or building from scratch. It doesn’t matter what brand or brands of vehicles or components you are using. It doesn’t matter if you are working on a mini car or a bus.

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    The Sheriff

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    Grumpyoldman
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    The Sheriff

    Post  Grumpyoldman on Wed Dec 16, 2009 8:44 am

    Sheriff

    A Missouri Sheriff stops at a farm in rural Missouri and talks with an old farmer.

    He tells the farmer, 'I need to inspect your ranch for illegal grown drugs.'

    The old farmer says, 'Okay, but don't go in that field over there.'

    The Sheriff verbally explodes saying, 'Mister, I have the authority of the Sheriffs Department with me.'



    Reaching Into his rear pant pocket and removing his badge,

    the officer proudly displays it to the farmer.



    'See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish on any land....



    No questions asked or answers given.



    Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?'

    The old farmer nods politely and goes about his chores.

    Later, the old farmer hears loud screams and spies the Sheriff running for his life and close behind is the farmer's bull.



    With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer. The Sheriff is clearly terrified.


    The old farmer immediately throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs.....



    'Your badge!


    Show him your badge Smarta$$ !


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    charger

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    Re: The Sheriff

    Post  charger on Wed Dec 16, 2009 10:11 am

    thanks for the jokes grumpy!!

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