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DARKSIDER In the world of automotive hobbyists a Darksider is one who modifies and or customizes any and all sorts of vehicles. The Darksiders are in a class of their own simply because they endeavor to be different and do things that others would not attempt for a number of reasons mostly being related to a lack of ability and fear of non conformity.

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    Darksider banned from Target

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    Grumpyoldman
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    Darksider banned from Target

    Post  Grumpyoldman on Fri Dec 11, 2009 9:10 am

    Darksider banned from Target

    After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse.

    Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from our local Target.

    Dear Mrs..Darksider,

    Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store.. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr..Darksider, are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras.

    1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when they weren't looking.

    2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

    3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.

    4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice,'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away'. This caused the employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing management to lose time and costing the company money.

    5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway.

    6. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

    7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers he would invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department to which twenty children obliged.

    8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' EMTs were called.

    9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.

    10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.

    11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the 'Mission Impossible' theme.

    12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look' by using different sizes of funnels.

    13.. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through,yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'

    14. October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'

    And last, but not least:

    15. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, and then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.' One of the clerks passed out.
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    Re: Darksider banned from Target

    Post  Darkside Dave on Fri Dec 11, 2009 10:40 am


    Hey, I resemble that guy !!!


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    Re: Darksider banned from Target

    Post  Grumpyoldman on Fri Dec 11, 2009 10:56 am

    Dave,

    I found this on another forum, So I sent it to my Wife at work.

    She called me and told me If I ever do any of those things, She
    would DIVORCE me...

    So I said, So when are we going to TARGET. She hung up on me?
    "GO FIGURE".
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    Re: Darksider banned from Target

    Post  charger on Fri Dec 11, 2009 11:32 am

    Halerious!! seen this one before but had to re-read it, its one of the good ones floating around!
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    Re: Darksider banned from Target

    Post  koth on Fri Dec 11, 2009 7:19 pm

    ROTFLMAO Same would probably go at Wal Mart too

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